James Rex the Turd Assaults Good Taste

Last month, Risa Vetri Ferman did a great thing for a young lady from Upper Dublin...she took Sarah Armstrong (daughter of John Armstrong and the late Toby Lynn Dickman) to work with her for career day.

Ferman whisked the young lady around the courthouse, showing her the in"s and out"s of the judicial system in our county.

Finding some time in the mid morning, they crossed the street to One Montgomery Plaza, to sit in on a commissioner's meeting.

Surprisingly, in attendance was Philadelphia Mayor, Michael Nutter. At the end of the meeting, Mr. Nutter agreed to pose for a photo with the young Ms. Armstrong.

Just as the photographer was ready to snap the photo, one King James the Turd slipped in on the other side of the young lady, much to the amazement of onlookers Ferman and Commissioner Bruce L. Castor, Jr.. Imagine the dirty feeling Ms. Sarah must have experienced, being sidled up to by the very man who fired her father not four months ago. I've had first hand reports that the young lady said it felt "really creepy". I can relate (hehe).

Commissioner Castor remedied the situation by having a subsequent photo taken with Mayor Nutter and Sarah, alone.

Although consulted by Sarah's father, John Armstrong, as to whether criminal charges could be filed against J. Rex for assaulting good taste, Both Castor and Ferman agree that, unfortunately, the Turd has a right to be a creep.

King James the Turd, in his inaugural speech, requested a moment of silence for Sarah's mother, Toby Lynn Dickman, who passed away late 2007 after a battle with cancer. At the re- organizational meeting of the board of commissioners, in a move that was devoid of any class whatsoever, Matthews ousted John Armstrong from his post as head of the public defender's office.