Monday Morning Funnies

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King James the Turd Sighting!

We have a sighting...details to come shortly.

Image altered in Photoshop
for my own general amusement!

B.


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Funny stuff

I just finished reading this article (Rendell says it may be time for Bill Clinton to 'get over it') that I found on GrassrootsPA, and had to chuckle when I read the comments section:

Kick Hillary to the Curb June 26th, 2008 11:37 am ET

I don't think Ed Rendell is over it!!!!!! He will never get re-elected as PA governor, it's Bob Casey's chance now!!!!!

Obviously, people that are clueless to the fact that Fast Eddie Rendell cannot run again as Governor shouldn't be so bold as to comment on a political subject.

I wonder if Barry Miller posted this?

B.


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Definition of "Political Correctness"

I'm sure some of you have seen this at one time or another, but I just discovered it last evening and decided to share it with you:

“Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional liberal minority and by the main-stream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

I couldn't find anybody to attribute the quote to, but suffice to say I didn't write it (although I wish I had!)

Have a great day.

B.

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Joe Hoeffel Gets Lap Dance?

An anonymous source has provided me with a photo of Joe "Mr. Potato Head" Hoeffel getting a lap dance in an undisclosed location in Philadelphia.

Actually, it's from a blog called "Philly Chit Chat" and it seems that the ladies from his old office were sorry to see him go. I, for one, welcome the idea of him going back, and as soon as humanly possible.

Read more here:

http://www.phillychitchat.com/2008/01/joe-hoeffel-leaves-our-office-to-take.html

*************UPDATE*************

A retouched photo just came into my possession which explains quite a lot about the defecation of King James:

Disclaimer: This is not an actual photograph, but, an artist's (and I use the term
very loosely) depiction of an event which never, ever happened.

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Separated at Birth?

There are rumors floating around that Joe Hoeffel and the unnamed character on the left were separated at birth.

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